Hydrophobic Clothing
Perfect for murdering people.
I’m so glad we are all on the same page.
(via celestialnexus)
(Source: jasongrace, via spifferniffer)
Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here skippy, you might be magic and outweigh me by 70lbs and have a magic hammer, but I’ve seen Nick Fury without his morning coffee, so don’t try that shit on me.” Completely fucking unfazed that he’s talking to a God.
Son of Coul indeed.
“Listen here skippy.”
(Source: faith-and-trust, via celestialnexus)
(Source: shehitmefornoreason, via saiderp)
REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
Being sexually attractive to your significant other is a pretty big reason.
if your partner stops finding you attractive just cos you’re wearing pyjamas then they sound pretty shit anyway.
(via saiderp)
(Source: ash-ofpallet, via firemuffin)
THIS one took a while. All of the alpha and beta kids, as well as all the beta trolls, humanized.
(via thepackwantsthed)
I zazzle’d
I thought I knew what this referenced and now I have no idea what it’s referring to
(via saiderp)
